Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Watrous & Valmora (Part 2)

To celebrate the upcoming holiday, Bindlegrim Productions is proud to present Watrous and Valmora: Further Tales of Pumpkinheart, (from the book On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days). And tonight, through the magic of modern blogging, offers this Halloween-themed selection as a vintage-style serial during the chilly nights of October 22nd to the 28th.

Following Part 1 of our story, the trick-or-treat queen and werewolf, in search of the Pumpkinheart, discover a mysterious field inhabited by a strange weather-vane scarecrow, and before it's all over, someone disappears...


Watrous & Valmora: Further Tales of Pumpkinheart
(Part Two)


“Why?” Another high-pitched cry curls upward into the air around the werewolf who is now physically pulled by the hand of the young queen. “Mom said stay close! That lady’s house was already past the neighborhood… just stop!” And again the last word comes out in a long drawl of wavering notes as the boy is able to jerk hard enough to halt their forward motion.

“Ouch! Behave!” The girl lets go of his hand and scowls. “You better follow me or you’ll lose your way back home!”

It was true; his greed long ago made him all too happy to follow her out of the neighborhood’s boundaries, following the promise of more candy. Now he is suddenly aware that he isn’t sure where here is, or how to get back. His wide eyes start to water and his grip on the pillowcase slackens. Maybe the sweets aren’t all that important. He is honestly ready to throw it all away if it means he can return home, safely held in the arms of his parents.

“Oh, just look,” the girl sighs. She sits by the side of the road, making him seem the bigger and braver of the two. “We’ve almost just passed this half of the Kilkenny’s corn field. See the water tower there? That’s where we’re going, and after that, then we’ll turn right back around. I promise!”

The boy looks skeptical. The town would someday stretch out with new developments but currently this area is occupied with only fancy signage and vacant cul-de-sacs. Streetlights are few and far between as the road travels mostly through old farming country, with distant houses slightly revealed in the pools of their own weak light. She had promised they would turn around after that last house, hadn’t she?

Unfortunately his arguing power and limited vocabulary comes out something more like, “But I’m scared,” which he immediately regrets, knowing this statement has just put the power in her hands. She is his only way to get back home.

“Right,” she says, “so let’s just stick together. I know this area because I used to go to the old school we just passed. So we’re not that far now. Just a few more steps right over there toward the water tower.” And, as if sensing the right words that will make the smaller kid less nervous says, “You see, there’s a light right there, on the rigging of the tower.” And at that she stands as if she has also just convinced herself this is the normal thing to do, ignoring the urgent whispering in the back of her mind that says they are stuck in the no-good of nowhere on the dark side of an unwelcoming night.

The little werewolf sniffles and clutches harder at his bag of candy. Making sure she has his hand, he follows past the final stretch of the field where a dirt road will lead off toward the water tower. But the new scene, now in view, causes him to pull backward and stall again. Sure the water tower has a light on it, but between stretches many feet of thin and rutted road bordered on either side by tall crops. His imagination doesn’t dare consider what monsters might be crawling through there!

“Look,” proclaims the girl, pointing to a house not too far in the distance. She speaks in a manner that helps quiet her own doubts. “That’s the Kilkenny’s farmhouse and you know them. If they can live out here, and sleep in peace every night, then it’s going to be fine. Their lights are still on, so after this we could head over, tell them we got lost and ask for a ride home, maybe...” And she starts to work out her account of the night’s chain of events, explaining the matter in some way that keeps them from getting into trouble.

Beside her the little wolf-boy groans but takes her hand again and trails off behind her down the overgrown road. On either side of them the late season harvest and weeds rustle dryly in the breeze, and the light ahead makes shadows dance underfoot as they approach.

The tank climbs high and fat, sitting heavy on a crisscross pattern of wood framing. Above, a light juts horizontally outward from a rickety curved pole and casts its orange light dimly downward. Behind the light, a weather-vane or some sort mechanical device occasionally ticks and clatters above them.

Past the tower, the road runs further into darkness, and all around surround fields of corn with the exception of one large low-growing patch of vines dotted with pumpkins, light bouncing off smooth orange surfaces. In the middle of that patch stands a strange scarecrow, less like a person than a mishmash mobile of crooked sticks, sagging burlap bags, rusted cooking pans, and dented mirrors, all pushed about on the whims of the wind. The assemblage slowly turns on its axis and completely unnerves her when the contraption comes to a halt, facing them. The construction is topped with a round piece of worn plywood painted crudely with a face topped by old and wrinkled aluminum Christmas tree icicles fluttering in the breeze. The face stares glumly, mouth open, in their direction.

“OK, can we go back now,” says the young werewolf. If it were possible, his corduroy fur would be standing on end.

The girl looks off into the distance at the farmhouse for some reassurance. “Well,” she says weakly, “I guess the Kilkennys were always a bit artsy…”

She directs the young boy to a bench beneath the light. And with strict instructions for him to stay in place, she turns toward the field and crosses the weed-choked road. She is glad for a dry season, because her shoes are completely inappropriate for the farm. But pretty soon she discovers some of the previously foot-worn paths and this makes the going somewhat easier. Quickly she heads in the direction of the weird scarecrow that, if she didn’t know better, is following her with its gaze. With no idea where she will find this jewel, she figures the scarecrow is a good place to start even though it gives her the willies.

“Hello,” she says timidly yet not really looking at it, as she reaches the large post that holds the wild contraption in the air. She turns in a slow circle looking out around the field, taking it all in, catching sight of her brother waving back from the water tower. She mutters to the scarecrow without looking at it, “I don’t suppose you know anything about a really fabulous pumpkin jewel?”

She feels really dumb as she speaks the words. But, as if in answer, the contraption behind her swings a grating three-sixty, with a rusty moan that sends shivers down her spine.

“Noooooo!”

She swings around too and stares at the eerie bogle. Once more it has coincidentally come to a stop with its gaze in her direction. However as an educated girl, she knows that such inanimate things are just that, and not something one should let trouble you. But as if to argue her mental note, the contraption spins around again as all about the leaves of the pumpkin plants shiver.

“Goooooo!”

She gawks. Staring at the ghastly face of the contraption, she ponders the weirdness of this whole adventure, and wonders if she should be over at the Kilkennys asking for permission. But she shrugs it all off and remembers the words of the kind old lady who reminded her of her own sweet grandmother. Such a lovable old soul would not fabricate tall tales to little children, leading them into trespasses and theft. Satisfied with this assessment, she turns toward the field, to the task at hand. She crosses her arms, bringing the tiara-cat candy bucket close.

Looking around again, at her feet she notices a particularly hefty pumpkin vine coming out of the ground. She begins to follow it, putting some distance between herself and the bothersome scarecrow whose rusty moans seem to continue with greater frequency. But with the courage of her desire, she traces the path of the huge vine as it snakes off, sometimes hiding beneath the canopy of its own leaves and often with fingered tendrils pulling it away into the distance. Finally, she arrives at a most incredible pumpkin that glows in the moonlight; the hull is almost transparent from something inside, deep yet bright.

“Noooooo!”

The scarecrow’s corroded metal grates with continuing spins that screech as a rusted siren.

“Noooooo!”

As she walks, the doubtful queen turns to look back at the sound, and falls across a vine. As she sits up and straightens her crown, she reaches out to recover a few pieces of candy, and shudders. The canopy of pumpkin leaves are moving in the wind, and was it just her imagination that a breeze alone could push vines across the ground?

Again, not one to be frightened by inanimate objects, but definitely shaken, she decides this is all very fine, but it’s time to leave and quickly but not without reward. With renewed commitment she pounces back toward the odd glowing pumpkin. Having carved innumerable pumpkins in her short days, and being ever so resourceful, the girl uses her royal staff to stab into its translucent flesh toward the glittering seed.

At this, something awful occurs. As the scarecrow moans, a dark cloud of wings descends in front of her face. “Bats!” she screams. She is surprised but as an educated girl is also not one to go running off in a wailing panic, and instead assumes they are just confused during their nightly hunt for insects. She drops down lower into the vines near the shimmering pumpkin, and works more quickly toward the magic glow. It is not long until she extracts a large seed-shaped object that, without hesitation, she crams among her stash of sweets. All the while the bats are frantic, flapping and squeaking.

Before she can bother with further worries, she flees toward the distant light of the water tower. Unconsciously she hurdles strange movements that cross her path among the pumpkin vines. The near-distant scarecrow screams, and a shadow of dark bats trail behind her. Yet she clears the border of the patch without further incident, at which point the night seems to fall into a shocked silence. To her amazement, all is as before with the scarecrow again staring bleakly, noiselessly toward her.

She turns to claim the young werewolf, only to find he has not stayed on the bench as earlier instructed. She calls out, and walks about and beneath the frame of the tower, and lastly sits for a few minutes on the bench pondering the incurable little brat. Most probably, she thinks, he has headed back home or toward the Kilkennys. As she ponders, she also digs through her candy bucket, and pops a piece of gum in her mouth. She rifles through the sweets for a glimpse at the jewel sparkling from the electric light of the tower but dares not, conscious that the scarecrow contraption is still staring in her direction, bring it out into the night.

“This is worth it,” she whispers admiringly. “Best to get you home.”

She buries it safely among the night’s loot, and begins her journey back. If she doesn’t find the little werewolf out by the main road, she will head to the Kilkennys who she has determined will be glad to help a couple of lost trick-or-treat children. But she better move fast. It most certainly won’t do to have him arrive first and destroy her carefully fabricated explanations.
(to be continued...)


Stay tuned for Part 3 of Watrous & Valmora, as our trick-or-treat queen finds herself in terrible danger after witnessing a horrifying transformation. Can an affable fellow name Carbon come to her rescue? 

Book of stories & poetry by Robert Aaron Wiley (aka Bindlegrim) for autumn & winter. Great for Halloween.

Tonight's story  was brought to you by Bindlegrim - maker of fine vintage-style arts for the autumn season.  We thank you for tuning in to this special presentation, celebrating the release of On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days, (a book offering both light to dark writings of whimsy for autumn and winter), coming soon in both digital and print formats.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Watrous & Valmora (Part 1)

To celebrate the upcoming holiday, Bindlegrim Productions is proud to present Watrous and Valmora: Further Tales of Pumpkinheart, (from the book On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days). And, through the magic of modern blogging, we offer this Halloween-themed selection as a vintage-style serial during the chilly nights of October 22nd to the 28th.

In our opening segment we visit with a couple of innocent trick-or-treat children at a tiny cottage on the edge of town, and receive an introduction to the mysterious existence of the Pumpkinheart.




Watrous & Valmora: Further Tales of Pumpkinheart
(Part One)


The little three-and-a-half-foot werewolf stretches the word into a high-pitched whine of long syllables, up and down the scale, as he turns toward the jeweled queen behind him. Almost growling in character, he defiantly pushes and repeats in one short loud bark.

“Stop!”

In exasperation the queen huffs and with haughty attitude replies, “You forgot the magic words.” Then with more emphasis she says, drawing out her word in mockery of the boy’s previous long howl, “a-gainnnnnn…!” Taller by a head, the queen brushes the paw away from her sparkling sequined finery.

Spinning the boy back around, she explains once more, “I’m trying to teach you. It’s very important.” She whispers this loudly in obvious frustration so the person in front of them can hear she herself knows better what constitutes proper trick-or-treat etiquette.

Behind his wolflike features the young boy’s cheeks turn red, and he promptly blurts something like, “Tickle teeth?” Moaning, the girl whispers again quickly into his ear, to which he states loudly, “Trick or Treat!”

There is heard a very pleased and proud gasp, and the light clap of hands. Their audience is a withered old form sitting on a barren wood bench. On this brisk autumn night, the woman is dressed in a plain gray wool dress, shoulders wrapped in a knitted mustard-color shawl of thick patterns. Her form is barely visible beneath a low watt bulb inadequately lighting the gloomy whitewashed porch of the old cottage, the building’s foundation standing behind a crowded lawn of late season sunflowers many feet beyond the brighter street lamp.

“Well, look-y there,” and the old woman fusses over the scariness of the young lycanthrope (of corduroy fur and grease pencil whiskers) receiving a much visible boost to his previously frustrated morale. She turns to the bowl resting on the bench beside her. “You almost scared me out of this whole trick-or-treat business,” she winks. The boy’s grin turns huge.

Her withered hands pull out a treat passing it quickly between them to the floppy pillowcase held firmly in the fur-gloved hands of the little boy. On hearing something thud to the bottom, he remembers this time the incessant training of his older sibling perhaps assisting with a nudge. The boy squeaks out a proper thank-you before turning around and whisking off to wait by the sidewalk.

The young girl, with noble dress and imperial regalia, steps forward and without hesitation slowly emotes the night’s key phrase as royalty, “Trick… or… treat.” With one hand her royal scepter thuds to the floorboards, while the other hand comes forward revealing a plastic black cat-faced candy bucket complete with its very own tiara.

The woman looks at her wide-eyed. “Oh my, how gracious of you to travel among the peasant folk! I am not worthy your highness!” The tiny queen smiles with satisfaction, and waits patiently for a proper show of tribute to be gifted from this lesser subject.

“Let’s see,” says the old woman eyeing the little girl carefully, one seemingly innocent creature to another, time passing in what almost seems like a game of poker. The woman turns to the bucket and, instead of spiriting the prize into the young girl’s candy bucket, brings it out and waves it into the air like a wand… a single small pixie stick, its packaging faded and even perhaps a bit dusty. The old woman smiles through her frailty, with love for what she does. And after tapping it to the nose of the young queen, holds it outward for a hand to hand transaction.

The little queen looks at the offering and, with a smile falling to a flat horizontal line, stares seemingly stunned. After a pause she lifts her royal pail so the gift might fall inside. When she looks back at the old woman, to see if there may be some forgotten additional prize, the frail figure has already reclined with hands resting upon the drab fabric of the dress. All the while the woman continues smiling at the deflated girl. 

The small monarch slowly sensing that the game of trick-or-treat has ended, recaptures a semblance of manners and mutters a belabored thank-you with a small wave from her scepter as she turns back to the street. At this, the smile of the old woman drops. “Wait there, your royal highness,” her voice splinters, “I may have forgotten something.”

As the miniature sovereign comes back to the bench, the woman lowers her face down to the same level. “You have,” she says with voice cracking, “keen aspirations for the finer things in life, my dear,” and her smile breaks to one side.

The young girl stares back, waiting, making sure her back is straight and her heels turned properly, chin upturned, and with scepter and candy pail neatly placed to the forefront. Her glittery array (dress, crown, royal staff, and jewelry) catch small bits of light, and her cheeks blush slightly on her soft skin. Blue eyes look hopefully upward at the woman’s, and shine a certain hope for a forthcoming prize in this extended round of trick-or-treat.

The old woman’s face nears within the porch light, and this reveals pale tissue-like skin replete with the texture of countless years. Her lips part once more into a smile, this time though, in the new light, revealing the remnants of black teeth turned at obtuse angles, her face now perhaps too close, wafting a most unpleasant odor.

“My young queen, I understand what you seek. And I believe you deserve it! You have obviously shown yourself an expert in the political arena of such trifles as trick-or treat...” Her words trail as she straightens her back. This induces a painful wince during a simultaneous string of loud pops in old bones.

Unsure where any of this could be going, the young girl remains silent, still expecting another piece of candy or two to come from the candy bowl, or better yet, a larger guilt-trophy such as a heaping handful of small coins. But the old woman continues talking and brings her face in closer, looking directly into the face of the girl. “You, my dearest, you deserve a jewel. And I happen to know of one... called the Pumpkinheart!” Which, at that, the eager girl’s eyes light up and her legs wiggle just a little in anticipation. Is that even a slight nod she gives?

“You see,” continues the elderly woman, “there is, on every Hallow’s Eve a certain pumpkin patch given property over a priceless jewel. And would you believe how lucky for you, that this particular patch is not too far from here? In that one patch exists a pumpkin holding within it a seed made of charmed gemstone! This, my deserving spirit, is the grandest of all prizes on Halloween! I would go get it myself but I am too old for such things. And so my great gift to you is the telling of this secret. Is this not much better than the candy you would get from a million lifetimes of trick-or-treats?”

“Where?” The girl wastes no time in asking.

The old lady smiles, turns to her candy bowl, and pulls out another ancient pixie stick. She waves it in front of them, again kissing it to the girl’s upturned nose, and waves it in a certain direction down the street. “That way,” the serrated voice instructs, “near the old schoolhouse to the east, and just past the Kilkenney’s corn field. If you journey to the far side of the property you will discover a small acre of pumpkins near the water tower. You cannot miss it!” And at that the old woman plunks the second treat of questionable value into the girl’s candy pail.

The young girl’s excitement is beyond measure. This time the royal highness curtsies with perfect aplomb and returns the most humble thank-you to her loyal subject. And as she makes her way toward the street she turns and calls back, “Thank-you, thank-you, ever so much! Happy Halloween!” And grabbing her brother, who has been waiting impatiently beneath the street lamp, runs off with him in the direction of the once-waved pixie-stick wand.

Behind them the old lady chuckles quietly, lovingly. As she stares in the parting direction of her trick-or-treat visitors, the porch light begins to flicker and breaks its coil. As if in sympathy, the street lamp promptly follows the same process. While sunflower heads sever and thump upon the ground, the weeds devour the previously welcoming path. And but for a dim reflection shining in her cataract eyes, all around the moonlight shuns this scene as darkness deepens in every nook of the landscape.
(to be continued...)


Stay tuned for Part 2 of Watrous & Valmora, as our trick-or-treat queen and the young werewolf head out into the night in search of the Pumpkinheart. 

Book of stories & poetry by Robert Aaron Wiley (aka Bindlegrim) for autumn & winter. Great for Halloween.

Tonight's story  was brought to you by Bindlegrim - maker of fine vintage-style arts for the autumn season.  We thank you for tuning in to this special presentation, celebrating the release of On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days, (a book offering both light to dark writings of whimsy for autumn and winter), coming soon in both digital and print formats.

Friday, October 19, 2012

On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days

Stories and poetry for autumn (Halloween) and winter from the Bindelgrim library by Robert Aaron Wiley
Stay tuned: Offering a story from the book Oct 22nd - 28th on the Bindlegrim blog.

As the weather gets colder... these are the days, the shorter days that is, when ones gets a hot drink and crawls deep into the covers. And just in case your looking to curl up with a good book, may I suggest one specifically written with the season in mind?

If so, the Bindlegrim Library presents for your approval On Stranger Winds: Tall Tales for Shorter Days offering short stories and poetry by Robert Aaron Wiley. And this blog entry is here to offer you a few teasers, as well as introduce one story, a serial story, that will be available here on the blog next week, due to the book's near release date to that celebrated holiday, Halloween.

Book of stories & poetry by Robert Aaron Wiley (aka Bindlegrim) for autumn & winter. Great for Halloween.

First of all I would like to thank David Irvine, The Gnarled Branch, for allowing me to use his wonderfully atmospheric re-directed painting "The Traveling Ghost". I was rabid to have this piece on the cover, because not only does it have that great early American romantic feeling to it, (something you might see on a Washington Irving book), but it hints at the mood that I was aiming for in these tales, some of which were actually scenes written to describe vintage postcards.

Secondly, I would like to thank Daniel Boyer, criticalcorner.net, for his jaw-dropping foreword. I was honored that he agreed to write some words for Bindlegrim. I have been a long-time fan for his power as a storyteller (often saying, when I could catch my breath, "You got to write this stuff down!") and of his work over the past few years for both his humorous movie blog and his many  professional reviews seen elsewhere. And when he heard how I was gushing, also thought it wouldn't hurt to mention "that busload of nuns saved from an earthquake in Peru." Anyway, with all of that, somehow he found the time to write a foreword briefly excerpted here:
Robert Aaron Wiley (aka Bindlegrim) will without a doubt take you to a colder place, a world where trees are decorated in gold and orange if not barren, and darkness reigns supreme. I would be remiss if I didn’t say that there is happiness and humor to be found in such corners, when you look close enough, but by all means proceed with caution. 
Wow! I certainly hope the inner content following all of that (cover art and foreword) can live up to it! The work that has been included is listed as follows, and they are a mix of light and dark... (I won't tell you which stories are light, and which dark).
1: The Herbivorous Witch
2: Jitter
3: The Pumpkin Dream (non-illustrated)
4: Watrous and Valmora (Further Tales of Pumpkinheart)
5: The Ballad of Papi Huesos (Early Tales of Pumpkinheart)
6: Let Rains Bring Toads
Of the above, two stories (and the poem), take place on Halloween night. The remainder are spooky tales, but not specifically tied to the traditions of Halloween. And I hope, as the subtitle implies, the stories within can be enjoyed throughout those shorter days of the year. Though, if I may quote the foreword again, Daniel writes, "You might read this book by a fireplace in the dead of winter, or perhaps even by the pool on a summer holiday.  No matter. Robert has October’s heart beating in his chest, and you will be transported accordingly."

So, with October's heart beating in my chest, I had initially hoped to have this collection of Bindlegrim writings published by the beginning of October 2012. However, as a self-published work, taking on many roles, I have found myself in an quagmire of my own undoing - self editing, though nearly complete! 

Although the delay is unfortunate, I thought this would also be a great opportunity to release one story, in its entirety, here on the blog.  A Halloween themed story, of course...

Next seven entries - Watrous & Valmora: Further Tales of Pumpkinheart

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Bindlegrim Halloween Radio

Have you tuned into Bindlegrim Halloween radio lately? Things are really hopping over there as the station fills up with seasonal listeners, and if anyone would like me to purchase more access for free listening, please let me know. As of now there are about 3+ hours of classic old Halloween tunes from the 1920s-1950s featuring jazz, ragtime, big band, and more. But is there even more out there, I keep asking?

As a matter of fact, keeping a strictly on-the-up-and-up policy, the only music I add are tunes that can either be purchased somewhere online, or in one case, made available to the public through restoration projects. That leaves a few I have come across in my internet travels, that I have been unable to find for sell in an online format. And so I thought I would post a few of those here!

Okay, given the multitude of versions for Ol' Man Mose, and (Ol' Man Mose Ain't Dead), I was happy to inlcude some of those already on Bindlegrim radio. But I would really love to include these two selections by Betty Hutton. The first was A Vitaphone Melody Master, presented by Vitaphone, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Pictures Inc. announcing "America's No. 1 Jitterbug gives us the lowdown on Ol Man Mose."


Then there is this seeming follow up to the song from One for the Book (1940) where our Cinderalla (send-eralla) tells us Ol Man Mose Ain't Dead.





To add just a couple more, for now, to that list of sad exclusions, here's a couple of fine selections, in this case with  bird themes.

Here's a wonderful tune for all you owl fans: The Night Owl Hoots - 1933 (Cliff Edwards, June Knight and James Dunn sing "Night Owl" from 1933).


And finally, Quoth the Raven - Ella Mae Morse 1944 (Kirby Grant and his Orchestra with Ella Mae Morse and the Mel-Tones, taken from the 1944 movie, Ghost Catchers), from the Vintage Halloween playlist by Carl with Records.


For other songs from the same era, not shown above at least as of this writing, check out Bindlegrim Halloween radio.
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